Friday, July 2, 2010

DAMN!!!

I missed yesterday. Which makes me a fail. Thats why i'm writing this in the morning, so it almost counts as writing it yesterday. Also, to make up for the lack of post, today will be particularly non-sensical.

(lights up)

(The scene is a fast food restaurant. John is sitting in a corner, wit ha burger and a notepad, crying.)

(enter Sally)

S: What wrong?

J: I'm suppose to be writing a comedy

S: What?

J: But i'm crying so it won't work

S: Um, why are you crying?

J:Because of.... her.....

S: Oh, sweetie, are you having girl problems?

J: Oh, god yes. She said..... she said.....

S: Yes?

J: HAVE NICE TIME AT WENDYS!!!!! (breaks down in to hysterical sobbing)

S: ....... is wendy another girl?

J: No, it's here. The restaurant. Wendys.

S: why are you sad about that?

J: Well, it means.... you know, that.... and she....... I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!

S: Alright..... i was just trying to help....

J: LEAVE ME ALONE, WICHY WOMEN!!!!

S: Whatever...... Psycho.....

(Sally exits)

(John stares dejected into space, then realization shows on his face. He begins writing furiously.)


TADA!!!!!!

Any good? Sorta weird. Get over it, this is my blog.

On a side note, Life is really good. Isn't it really awesome when your slightly worried over something, and it turns out that the worry wasn't necessary, because the something turned out marvellously?

CYALL!!!! until later today.

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