WHAT DOES THE WORD DERP MEAN?
It is life's greatest question. It is used frequently, to great comedic effect, and yet what is its meaning? The scarier thing is, that I actually know when to use it.
EXAMPLE
Friend: So, I just beat the last Level of halo...... on legendary.
Me: DERP DERP DERP (while clapping like a dolphin)
EXAMPLE 2
Sad Awkward Loner Friend: and thats how my mom died.......
*Silence*
Me: Derp
Less Awkward other Friend: Derp Derp Derp.
SEE? these may not be prime examples, but it gets the point across.
I figure Derp must have a secret nature, like how Super Man has Clark Kent, and Spider Man has Peter Parker. But that raises the even bigger question of, is derp, in its displayed usage (see above examples) the milder manner alter ego, or is it the cosmic word o' power?
Oh, how you infuriate me, Derp.
If you have yet to understand the power of Derp, I'm giving you homework. It's going to be step by step, so i won't lose anyone.
1. Find a mirror
2. Contort mouth
3. Contort eyebrows
4. Cross eyes.
5. Think of the funniest voice you can make
6. Say, "Derp"
7. If you have not laughed, do this in front of another person
8. If they haven't laughed, disregard this article. it's too awesome for you.
So ends Day two of summer.
I will continue my non-sensicality until it is at an amount worthy to display to the world.
Then i will smile.
Good Knight to all, and to all a King Arthur.
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