Derp

It's been bugging me.

WHAT DOES THE WORD DERP MEAN?

It is life's greatest question. It is used frequently, to great comedic effect, and yet what is its meaning? The scarier thing is, that I actually know when to use it.

EXAMPLE

Friend: So, I just beat the last Level of halo...... on legendary.

Me: DERP DERP DERP (while clapping like a dolphin)

EXAMPLE 2

Sad Awkward Loner Friend: and thats how my mom died.......

*Silence*

Me: Derp

Less Awkward other Friend: Derp Derp Derp.

SEE? these may not be prime examples, but it gets the point across.

I figure Derp must have a secret nature, like how Super Man has Clark Kent, and Spider Man has Peter Parker. But that raises the even bigger question of, is derp, in its displayed usage (see above examples) the milder manner alter ego, or is it the cosmic word o' power?

Oh, how you infuriate me, Derp.

If you have yet to understand the power of Derp, I'm giving you homework. It's going to be step by step, so i won't lose anyone.

1. Find a mirror

2. Contort mouth

3. Contort eyebrows

4. Cross eyes.

5. Think of the funniest voice you can make

6. Say, "Derp"

7. If you have not laughed, do this in front of another person

8. If they haven't laughed, disregard this article. it's too awesome for you.

So ends Day two of summer.

I will continue my non-sensicality until it is at an amount worthy to display to the world.

Then i will smile.

Good Knight to all, and to all a King Arthur.

New Beginnings

So, here i am. It's been ages since i last posted, and i figured i might as well post some more. Actually, there is some grand design behind this simple little thought. (or figure if you prefer)

It is the first day of summer, officially, and i got the brilliant idea to post every day. *said by the screaming hoard of fan girls* "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT GRAHAM?" Good question, fan girls. I had a slight revelation today. It was seeded at a party I attended a few days ago, and it came to light in the past few hours.

Nobody hates me. Well, not right off the bat, anyway.

Knowing that i won't be shot down at the first sign of brainular independence, it spurred me to think further on my rather interesting brain. It is filled with a lot of stuff, funny and not so, but the key thing is that it's a brain filled with unique stuff. Unique stuff should be shown to the world as to encourage younger generations, so that they may be filled with thoughts of uniqueness and therefor all be the same.

So, without further ado, I will post my interesting and insane comments, thoughts, and bubbles of cerebral cognition. I hope you enjoy.

Second revelation, (slighter then the first), blogs don't have to be about a person. DUUUUUUUDEEEE!!!!!!