An introduction to Mr. Shnuffle Pop

Mr. Shnuffle Pop is a being that lives in the sewers and collects information on people who don't want to be known about. He is very successful in business, and advertises on every u-pipe he can find. He doesn't keep records of costumer interaction, Mr. Shnuffle Pop prefers to handle each transaction as a clean slate. So, if one of your meetings with him doesn't go to plan, fear not.

Mr. Shnuffle Pop is around the size of a baseball. He has two antenna which end in orbs. He is covered in a close shaven fuzz, often coloured in dark greens. He has two terrible eyes and one oversized mouth. Mr. Shnuffle Pop has a pair of rather stubby legs, which he only uses for meetings between clients. When traversing the pipes, he uses bodily ocsilationary organs that propel him. This gives his skin a disturbing crawling feature. It is rumoured that he has a retractable pair of claws. This claim has only been brought forth once, by Ms. Winters, a witness of a Mr. Shnuffle Pop "incident". Apparently, slime covered arms no thicker then pipe cleaners, can extend from his side, with claws about the size of Mr. Shnuffle Pop himself. These claws are very sharp and very dangerous, as told by Ms. Winters.

To organize a meeting, all is required is $20, in change or bills, and a full understanding of the proceedings. Mr. Shnuffle Pop is a very patient being, and will allow for 5 infractions to be broke before he refuses the current business transaction. 10 infractions will cause him to terminate you. Unfortunately, Mr. Shnuffle Pop does not advertise the the proper proceedings, as he would consider this impolite. As such, all meetings do have a slight risk factor.

A person need only send the $20 down the drain, and between the hours of 1am-3am, Mr. Shnuffle Pop will crawl up from the drain in which the money was inserted. He will wait if you are not present, for a maximum of 30 seconds. If you do not arrive within those 30s, he will keep you money and leave. Once you are present, the timer begins. Mr. Shnuffle Pop organizes 5 min sessions. The first minute is for the discussion of pleasantries, and other subjects. After the first minutes, you may ask any question that is within his right to answer. At the end of the 5 minutes, Mr. Shnuffle Pop will leave without hesitation.

So, call Mr. Shnuffle Pop. Gather information that you never thought you needed. Mr. Shnuffle Pop will give you polite service at a rate no one can beat.