Happenstance

So, I feel like I have to get this off my chest, before i step into the big bad world, and get stabbed for my mistake.

Long story short, I thought I was gay. Did some soul searching, felt very conflicted, and discovered I'm not. After telling everyone I was.

Well, the good news is, I know who I am. So, I get to confidently stride into the world, and say, "Come to me, my shapely long haired love." The bad news is, telling everyone, "Hey. So, i'm a crazy adolescent who is confused. Sorry, but No Homo."

Thanks for listening, Internet. Good to know I can spout my feelings to the air, and pretend that someones listening.